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When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning
Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!
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if you look up sleep on urban dictionary, you need some.
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Something underestimated until you don't get enough of it.
I didn't get enough sleep last night. I feel like shit.
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You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!
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A drug that everyone can't resist taking.
"Man I need like, 16 doses of sleep. Hook me UP!"
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Everyone's favorite thing to do.
Sleep is the shit. End of story
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To not pay not that much attention on something / someone.
"yall are sleeping on ..."
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