slerp

slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.

Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?

Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.

Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now

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slerp

to drool in your sleep; to generate exceptionally long drops of spit connecting the corner of your mouth with the puddle around your pillow

Look, he's slerping again!

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slerp

Spherical Linear Interpolation

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slerp

blacking out in the afternoon

"dang... that bitch went to slerp, huh?"

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slerping

Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.

slerping your way around

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slerpes

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

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Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"