The best and only quick reply to give to any person, regardless of gender, who is pissing you off IRL.
Girl1: omg you're only 6 foot 1? automatic 3/10 i only want guys 6 foot 5 and above
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!