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the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.
im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.
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(Verb)
To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!
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Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.
The knight will smite down any who oppose him.
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A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.
Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?
Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough
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A beautiful way to destroy someone.
I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!
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smite - smote - smitten
To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.
Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?
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to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.
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