Snurt

Swallow with a negative connotation. It's something you have to swallow but you would rather not to.

- Snurt a shot of gin right now.
- No, I don't want to.

Snurt

The hard parts of leftover condiments; ie: the crusty part of a ketchup bottle is a ketchup snurt.

Gross! Who left a snurt on the mustard bottle?!

snurt

When the snurgle arises from it's slumber it can be named the "Snurt Snurgle". As it is in it's most 'alurt' state of mind and body.

Beware the Snurgle is especially Snurt today.

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Snurt

The technical term for the painful, screeching noise only made by a small variety of woodwind instruments such as the Squidward Tube and the Jazzophone

Guy 1- Christ, this band is awful!
Guy 2- Yeah, the Jazzophonist can't even get a note out without snurting!