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A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.
Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.
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What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.
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An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.
Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....
*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*
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Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.
I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.
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To make sure you stay away from slags
Was out with the lads and saw an absolute stinker. Had to practice social distancing with that one.
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1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)
2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*
* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)
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“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”
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“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”
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“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”
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