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A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
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Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
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Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
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A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.
(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
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As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"
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A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.
A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"
Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.
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