Jack: I just pussied out on the best opportunity of my life!
Dan: SOML, man
Story of my Life.
seeing, something or someone telling you something, that happens to your life all the time.
Ken: I procrastinate.
Bob: SOML.
Story Of My Life. Something you hear, or see that always happens to you either good or bad. Typically, people use it as a way to agree with someone else's story that they can relate to.
Person 1: "I always drop the bar of soap in the bath and then I can never find it."
Person 2: "Soml"
Acronym for "story of my life". Pronounced "SOHM-uhl" or spelled "S-O-M-L".
Person 1: "Ugh, I haven't started my paper that's due in three hours."
Person 2: "SOML"
SOML (Shape of my life) - Pronounced ''Sommell''
I feel in the SOML
Story of My Life
See Also: SOYL (Story of Your Life), SOOL (Story of Our Lives)