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SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

β€œBro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐒 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018


SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐒

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

β€œBro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐒 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 14, 2018

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