spiffy mints

n. (pronouciation: spifee mihnts) Mints that are considered spiffy, usually Myntz! brand.

Any mints that are placed in a Myntz! brand box OR are in possession of Koko Notakii, creator of Spiffy Mints, are immediately considered Spiffy Mints.

It can also be used as an exclamation.

Koko: Want a spiffy mint?
Mintless Person: Sure!

OR...

Koko: I like goldfish.
Random Follower of the Mint: SPIFFY MINTS!