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A combination of the words "Spit" and "Sing," generally used when rapping words in a more melodic form.
"Whether you gon' try to rap or try to sping or whatever you call it son you gotta have bars, B."
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Sping is a portmanteau of the words Spunk and String (or Sperm and String) thus Spunk String becomes Sping. However, this can be misleading because Sping almost always consists of Dog Water.
Sping is described as a length of ejaculate (or pre ejaculate) that extends from the tip of one's penis to a foreign body, often an item of clothing (i.e. underwear). The presence of sping during a sexual encounter is often considered bad form and can lead to abandonment of the other party and, for the perpetrator, an uncomfortable case of Blue Balls.
I was about to have sex with Jack the other day but, when he took his clothes off there was a length of Sping attached to his boxers, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Yo dude, I managed to get 1.6 meters of Sping going yesterday, that is definitely a record. I am the Sping King!
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Sping is a portmanteau of the words Spunk and String (or Sperm and String) thus Spunk String becomes Sping. However, this can be misleading because Sping almost always consists of Dog Water.
Sping is described as a length of ejaculate (or pre ejaculate) that extends from the tip of one's penis to a foreign body, often an item of clothing (i.e. underwear). The presence of sping during a sexual encounter is often considered bad form and can lead to abandonment of the other party and, for the perpetrator, an uncomfortable case of Blue Balls.
I was about to have sex with James but when we got undressed I saw the longest Sping I have ever seen! Nasty.
Hey Marcus, I measured a Sping at 2 meters the other day, that makes me the new Sping King!
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Verb; Adjective. Having many meanings, and used for lack of a better term in most scenarios. Used when no one word can describe the situation.
Steve: Did you see Julie last night??
Jack: Yea, that was spinging awful and disgusting!
What the sping?!?!
When Joe spinged the winning goal, we all screamed
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Man, that was some great sping I had at that Dead show last night. Tripping hallucinating The Grateful Dead
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Descriptive word for male genitalia. Much longer than it is wide. Opposite of chode.
(Person 1) - "Oh my God, look at the length of that spinge"
(Person 2) - "Yeah it's really long man!"
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sping To 'arise'!
Moments of stretch in your life, where you have gone beyond who you are. Moments where you have transcended who you are.
Used in context:
Sping up! - Do something!
Connotation: inspirational, motivational.
Sping up - to go beyond the limits of who you are, extend your limits
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