Random
Source Code

Spinning Top

A corporate figurehead, spokesman, PR or advertising executive whose primary role is to spin fictional narratives that portray a predatory organization in a positive light.

Spinning tops are often so detached from the actual product and spirit of their enterprise, that they do not realize they are lying. This is usually the case with advertising & PR agencies, who do not see the responsibility that comes with creativity and visibility.

Other tops spin consciously. This is usually the case with CEO's and internal PR officers.

AKA: a paid shill, a liar, a snake-oil salesman

As the spinning top at BP North America, Tony Hayward attempted to portray BP as a green and benevolent company which simply volunteered to clean up the 2010 oil leak in the gulf, in an attempt to hide the fact that BP's misplaced profit priorities caused the accident in the fist place.

by jojojosie July 19, 2010

3👍 6👎


Top Spin

Changing to a positive attitude intentionally; "changing my top spin". Originally refering to the rotation spin put on a ball served in tennis to change the forward direction. Similar to spin on pool balls.

"Put some Top Spin on that idea".

by asimov's amazon September 21, 2016


Top Spin

The most useless weapon EVER.

"Top Spin? What the fuck is this? Why the hell am I spinning around?"

by Robocock April 30, 2003

7👍 13👎


Top Spin

While having sex with a quadriplegic girl,you place the girl on top of your member begin to spin them as if they were a top spinning on the ground.

"What did you do with that quadriplegic girl the other day?"
"Man I took her home and gave her a top spin"

by Jesus Jackson March 22, 2007

2👍 10👎


Chocolate Top Spin

Shit yourself while doing a handstand. Make sure she has a spoon ready.

chocolate top spin

by The Wrapper DBag November 4, 2009


Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 17, 2012