A Sonic the Hedgehog obsessed individual who detests hair cuts.
My friend is such a spoin! All he does is play Sonic and not get hair cuts!
A Spoin is a mighty warrior ant that has absolutely nothing to fight due to being enclosed in a freeking ant farm.
The ant stood on top of a hill dreaming of one day becoming a renowned warrior for his people, but in his heart he knew he was destined to be a Spoin.
When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.
Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session
When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.
Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.