SSP

Summer Science Program. Intensive summer camp on astronomy hosted in Socorro, NM and Ojai,CA where students get to work on their asteroid research projects. Has become insanely more competitive in 2005.

That dude submitted yet another asteroid research project to Intel. He must have gone to SSP.

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n. pl. SSPs

Sexual Service Provider: Derived from the acronym, ISP, which most commonly stands for Internet Service Provider. The word is meant to classify a subset of women / men who provide pleasures of the flesh without the demeaning stigma.

Always tip your young, tight, and busty SSP; especially after a stellar rim job!

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Noun, a type of young lady.

Stands for Sweet, Sexy, Psychotic.

Taken from the poem "Giving a Poetry Reading", by Charles Bukowski.

Reggie: Whoa man, see that redhead at the bar? I just made a joke to the barman and she laughed. Look, she's smiling at me.

Ron: Steer clear brother; you see that guy over there with white hair? She was with him for a week, two years ago. Now he spends all his time in here. Pure SSP.

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Sober Sexual Predator: One who repeatedly and purposefully stays sober at social gatherings with the intent of taking advantage of drunken party goers.

Aw man! Dan and Peter both got the clap from the SSP last night.

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SSP

Summer Science Program

Intensive summer camp on astronomy hosted in Socorro, NM and Ojai,CA where students get to work on their asteroid research projects. Has become insanely more competitive in 2005.

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SSP

a wrestling move, done well by only a few

Billy Kidman's SSP sucks; Paul London's is far superior.

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SSP

Super Sexy Prinates: a group of 143 bottoms kidnapped by the Prinate Emperor to serve as astronomical and biochemical researchers within his glorious kingdom.

Prinate 1: What did you do for the levi cevita problem?
Prinate 2: YOUR MOM

Bottom 1: you heard of SSP?
Bottom 2: yea i heard it's filled to the BRIM with bottoms

Basically everyone there: I NEED THE INTERMEDIATE VALUES

Clown 1: "ugh dont you have a 40 hour internship :("
Clown 2: "aren't you ISEF finalist???"
Clown 3: "guys no IM trash"
Clown 4: "YOURE TOP 5 IN THE COUNTRY AT EVERYTHIGN"

Prinate 1: "lmao"
Academic Director: "we know what that stands for... inappropriate. i deleted it"

Prinate Emperor: "DR. ___ ARE YOU A WEEB"

Toe Simp 1: "what dat toe do?"
Degenerate Child: "YOUR MOM"

NMT2 Bonobo: "what happens in WP room 10... stays in WP room 10"