SSR Eyes

Commonly referred to as "Crazy Eyes," SSR Eyes mainly manifest in mid 20s aged women as dead and lifeless eyes accompanied by a fake smile to conceal their rage and hatred towards men they can't control and women more attractive than them. They stand out most often while posing for pictures with other friends or family members that clearly have their lives put together.

John: I went out with this girl last night and when I first saw her, I wasn't surprised that she would ask me to mask up before getting down.

Chad: What gave it away?

John: I could see it in her SSR Eyes.

37👍 3👎