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Small town in the middle of god knows no where saskatchewan. Full of wannabe thugs and wangsters. Good for drunken summer nights and doing loser laps around town with underglow...but other than that you go to a lake or lloyd
Person 1: I wanna get drunk and be somebody
Person 2: Go to ST. WALBURG!!
shit town where wanna be wangsters and losers live and drug addicts die. only thing good to do is go booze cruising down surrounding backroads, go to subway, then take a mean shit in the tempo bathroom.
Person 1: i'm thinkin of moving to st. walburg
Person 2: you dumb asf
St Walburg's got its quirks, its a cozy town where the vibe's a bit offbeat. Sure, there's some mischief and occasional shenanigans, but it's more about eccentric characters than straight-up danger. The streets might be worn, dreams a bit tattered, but underneath it all, there's a unique charm to this place that keeps folks hooked, quirks and all.
Person 1: "Yo! I'm thinking bout havin some fun."
Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"