Stannis The Mannis

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.

"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.