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(Vb.) to move or jump suddenly (as in surprise or alarm).
The Amber Alert startled everyone in their sleep.
To tap someone on the shoulder with the intent of having sex in a Porta-Potty
A co-worked totally startled me at the fair today. It was fucking off-the-hook.
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A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.
Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!
Pat: What did you do?
Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.
Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.
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When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.
Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
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When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
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The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.