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A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart, you will never stop loving him.
yeah that's my best friend Steve.
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1. Best guy in the world
2. Sweet, cute, smart, nice, talented, amazing, K o G
3. One who knows how to make others smile
I feel like the luckiest person alive, because I have a Steve by my side.
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A guy who is loved by everyone, especially his girlfriend. He's funny, smart and has the cutest smile. His eyes draw you in and his touch makes you melt. Kissing him is addicting and loving him is easy. He'll make you feel safe and comfortable because he cares about your happiness over his. He can go from sweet to aggresive sexually in .5 seconds. He knows exactly what to do and say. Everything he does he's good at. He's very personable and can hold a conversation with a perfect stranger about anything. His car is his baby. He's adorable and he knows it, with his eyes, smile and his muscley arms and tattoos. He's everything a girl could want.
Steve is a cat
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noun. A shy, cute, funny, smart, caring and sweet guy. Probably is tall, strong, quite charming and likes to slack off. Favorite color is green and enjoys paintball. Past the nervousness, he has a good sense of humor and you can talk to him about anything. He has a cute smile that you won't forget. Everyone enjoys his company and can't get enough of Steve.
In short: He is a really great guy and it isn't hard to get along with him.
Don't be mean to Steve! He is a really good guy!
Steve is so nice.
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The name given to all those people who seem to dazzle everyone with their expert knowledge on every subject known to man. There is none that can compare to Steve. There isn't a subject on Earth that Steve hasn't mastered. There isn't a question that Steve cannot answer. One who is a remarkably intelligent individual. Steve is not allowed to participate in game shows that requires general knowledge, ie, Jeopardy. Ordinary individuals tend to feel small and insignificant in the presence of a Steve. It's only natural to feel that way because not only are Steves incredibly smart, they are all talented and quite gifted in every aspect of life, including music and fine arts. Steves also have the most incredible physique. When one meets a Steve, they have to wonder if he could possibly be real, because that kind of perfection doesn't exist among ordinary men. Steves make Greek Gods look like fat, short, bald, toothless old men. A Steve will never realize how magnificent he is because they are all very humble and modest and they are not aware of the power they possess.
A person trying to figure out a solution to an extremely difficult problem-"Where is Steve when you need him?"
In a crowded public place when a person collapses while clutching their chest, a bystander calls out, "Is there a Steve in the house, please, we need a Steve immediately!"
One who is trying to impress others by putting on airs may hear-"Who do you think you are? Steve? Not hardly."
Many people wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Steve pajamas.
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the invisible ninja-zebra that eats sugar and jumps on the couch
Steve is a zebra. he's invisible.
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A man who uses his own anus as a tax shelter
Man, Steve really hates the state...
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