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Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.
I did really bad on the stoich test.
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Can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb.
It comes from the word Stoichiometry.
pernounced: Stoick
'Dude what the stoich?!'
'Man stoich you!'
'That was stoichin' bad man'
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(Pronounced "stoysh")
A word, derived from "Stoichiometry", which refers to a Chemist. Generally used in a derogatory way.
Note: When you pronounce this word, it is recommended that you say it with as much hate as possible, even if you have nothing against chemists.
Chemistry student: "Shit, it smells like methyl butyrate!"
Normal student: "Is that bad?"
Chemistry student: "Are apples bad?" (starts laughing like you're a dumbass)
Normal student: "Shut up, fucking stoich!"
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Something You Say To A Person After They Are -
1. Proven Wrong
2. Embarassed or Humiliated
or
3. Hurt Doing Somthing Stupid
If You Can't Get A Date For Sat You Got Stoiched..........Bad!
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a stoich is a magical creature that likes to be pet behind it's 4meter stick that is attached (magically!) to its back.
it's also a stork.
oh my gosh their a stoich in my boot!!!
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The point singularity defined by the intersection of the gooch and the ballsack. The point mass of infinite heat that became the known universe through the Big Bang originated from God’s stoich.
Fuck yeah baby, I love it when you lick my stoich and your tongue crosses the event horizon.