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It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more
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When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!
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a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.
Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?
Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?
Person 1: Yup!
Person 2: This sucks penis!
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When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
Daddy - Please sugar momma suck my penis
Sugar Momma - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
Daddy - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Momma - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Momma - *Sucks hard*
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When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT
You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .
Suck caleb’s penis on march 21
oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!
September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you