Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.
All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"
*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!