SUV Tipping

SUV TIPPING
A substitute for cow tipping. Allegedly practiced in growing urban areas as grazing country cows in fields are replaced by consuming city cows in SUVs. Still requires at least three people, one person on one side, two on the other. The lone person pushes very hard on one side, and after waiting for the balancing responce from the startled driver, the other two push very hard on their side to overbalance it. Legend has it that SUV Tipping could result an SUV's drivers's death because they could meltdown in frustration if unable to exit the SUV and be prevented from shopping for extended periods of time. However briefly forcing a SUV onto it's back does not usually harm them.

After my small town became cityfied,the cow pasture next door became a shopping center parking lot full of SUVs instead of cows. Since we could no longer go over there and tip cows at night, we switched from cow tipping to SUV tipping. Just like grazing cows, SUV drivers often dream while driving and doze while parking. Caution, a startled SUV driver can be capable of verbally hurting someone and a herd of SUV drivers could be even more esasperating. Like cows, SUVs also may be an endangered species, one for expelling too much gas, the other for consuming to much.

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suv tip

Allegedly practiced in growing urban areas as a substitute for cow tipping. Requires at least three people, one person on one side, two on the other. The lone person pushes very hard on his side, and after waiting for the balancing responce from the startled driver, the other two push very hard on their side to overbalance it. Legend has it that SUV Tipping could result the SUV's drivers's death because they could die if prevented from sitting upright for extended periods of time,however briefly forcing a SUV onto it's back will not usually kill them.

After my little town got cityfied the cow pasture next door became a shopping center parking lot full of SUVs instead of cows. Since I could no longer go over there and tip cows at night, I switched from cow tipping to SUV tipping. It is said that SUV drivers often dream while driving and doze while parking. Caution, startled SUV drivers can be capable of hurting someone and a herd of SUV drivers could be even more dangerous.

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