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swan margerine

An upscale form of duck butter, said to
contain fewer calories than than the
original smegma-based spread. Delightful on rye bread!

The ambassador dined on quail eggs and
imported crackers smeared heavily with
fragrant swan margerine.

by Kleetus Kirklen, esq. August 14, 2004

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