sad cum

Rubbing one out when you're extremely sad, so the sweet release of ejaculate makes you feel a tad better

Person 1: waaaaah waaaah waaaah waaahh
Person 2: Have a sad cum bb!

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sad cum

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

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Sad Cum

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.

I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.

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