A man that has a walrus mustache and is always sad no matter what the situation. For Example CoolPenguin from Caffeine.
The Sad Walrus is not laughing at the funniest videos.
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth and the excess jizz seeps out the sides of her mouth thus making her sad creating walrus tusks.
Yo your girlfriend was great last night, I gave her a sad walrus!
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