Saggy Boob Test

A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are

Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.

There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple

Scale:

1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated

3 pencil = empty

4 pencil = completely drained

5 pencil = witch tits

6 pencil = completely ruined

7 pencil = football socks

8 pencil = sausage tits

I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are