saggy boobs

strangely enough, blind people seem to enjoy these (see the movie Proof with that dude from the matrix and russel "gladiator" crowe).

also a common ice breaker. or floor cleaner. take your pick

1) ahhhhhhhhhhh saggy boobs!! (reaction to watching proof)

2) hey pretty lady ;) i like your saggy boobs

3) hey pretty lady ;) you have really dirty boobs....

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saggy boobs

pretty self-explanatory which might arouse the question why?. I don't know why. Why do people feel the need to define "omfg" for example?...but for those who may not know, saggy boobs commonly referred to as saggies, are typically female breast which hang 6 inches inferior to the top set of abdominals. Not necessarily a bad thing unless one has 40+ years of age under their belt (NOTE: there are always exceptions.).

Young Chap: While once observing a porno featuring Beyonce, I noticed that the beautiful young lady had what appeared to be saggy boobs. But I did my research and reluctantly found that she was 3/4 of an inch away from the designated marker.

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SAGGY BOOB SOCKS

SEVERE SAGGING OF THE BOOBS WHICH MAKES THEM IMITATE A SOCK WITH A POOL BALL IN IT

HEY LOOK MAJ-E MAJ THAT BOY HAS SOME HUGE SAGGY BOOB SOCKS

OR

WOAH!! CHECK OUT THE SAGGY BOOB SOCKS ON THAT SUCKER

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Saggy Boob Test

A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are

Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.

There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple

Scale:

1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated

3 pencil = empty

4 pencil = completely drained

5 pencil = witch tits

6 pencil = completely ruined

7 pencil = football socks

8 pencil = sausage tits

I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are