Sailor Jarry's

A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass

Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude

My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit

Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.

My friend: And how do you know that?

Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her

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