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A coeducational private day and boarding school located in Boca Raton, Florida. Most noted for its academic rigor and selectivity in regards to admissions, it is modeled after English public schools. For upperclass Floridians it is a viable alternative to sending their children to boarding school in New England being that the education received at Saint Andrew's is on par with the top prep schools in the nation.
Some Kid: Hey, what school do you go to?
SAS Student: I go to Saint Andrew's School.
Some Kid: Oh, well I'll let you be since my mediocrity is probably offensive to you.
SAS Student: No, that's okay. I have to get used to it since you "average people" will all be working for me someday.
Some Kid: Well then do you want to hang out on Saturday?
SAS Student: No, I have to meet with my tutor and than meet with my private coach and than I am joining one of my schoolmates on his dad's yacht for the evening. Sorry.
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What nouveau riche Floridians thinks a proper New England Prep/Boarding school looks like
private school ,florida, fake, stupid, saint andrew's school, saint andrew's school
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Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.
Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"
Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."
Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."
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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."
SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"
*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*
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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"
Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"
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