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A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)
Saint Helens sucks ass.
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During oral sex, an ejaculation into a woman's mouth that's so powerful that it leaks out from the sides. Similar to Mount Saint Helens.
This chick was sucking me off last night, and I totally pulled a Mouth Saint Helens on her. I think some of it even came out her nose.
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When you shart and jizz at the same time.
Me and my GF just got back from Bernies Burritos and things got a little steamy in my car and in mid thrust I had a Mount Saint Helens. She then proceeded to lick my butthole.
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This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.
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A sex act in which a male pours pop rocks into a female's anus, pours in some cola, and has anal sex with her without a condom.
I gave a girl a Mount Saint Helens last night. It was great until it erupted everywhere.
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A super intense ejaculation of sperm. An explosive orgasm, where hot sperm shoots out like a lava flow.
" I met a really hot Geologist last night. We were making out, and I got hard enough to cut diamonds. I took her back to my place, and I explored her cave for awhile. I totaly Mount Saint Helensed! Holy Schist,She got my rocks off. I had a gneiss time.
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When one deffacates into a females mouth thus causing the female to gag from all the shit going down her throat. The shit sliding down the side of the mouth and, mixed with throw up gives it the effect as if though lava is flowing out of an erupted volcano.
When my girlfriend pissed me off I gave her a Mt. Saint Helen. She shut the fuck up real quick!!
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