Saint Tony

The patron saint of the wingmen,beergogglers and hoggers. It is said that the saint spoke with God, for he told others that for all the fat women he fornicated with, God would one day grant him a beautiful woman.Can be found wandering bars in the Galveston area.

"The ruggers spoke of Saint Tony with awe, for no mortal man could do the things he did with such large women."

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