In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.
Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!
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Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.
Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.
A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?