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An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:
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From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.
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The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.
Meadowland Fan: "MIKEY SALERNO IS SO HOT."
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The sexiest human ever and can pull any woman he wants. Any women froaths at the thought of him
he is so hot must be blake salerno
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The most intelligent being on the planet earth. Known for his many amounts of smarts. His mom is a mall cop.
"Hey whos that fatass retard over there?"
"Oh thats just Willum Salerno his mom is a mall cop"
Anthony is that one kid that has dirt on anyone, and although he appears to be friendly he actually hates almost everyone. Be careful around Anthony because he may just roast the shit out of you when you aren't expecting it.
Anthony Salerno Quotes:
"HE SAID IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SUBWAY SANDWICH"
"Why is Tyler such a loser"
"They legit gave me no sauce with these wings, I'm pissed now."
Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
“Bro, wanna go on a 3 day meth binge”?
“Fuck ya bro, let’s hit up Port Salerno”