Dirty Salger

When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating.

I think Maj might be pulling a Dirty Salger!

salger

The mix of salt an sugar into one seasoning. Often used in butterscotch pudding.

Leslie: Hey ben I created a new seasoning salger.
Ben: What the hell is that?
Leslie: It's a mix of salt and sugar.
Ben: What use could that possibly have
Leslie: Umm I don't know...butterscotch pudding?
Ben: Oh okay