When attempting to make love to a South African, the dominant male adopts a static missionary position and whilst staring into the submissive's eyes in a 'rapey' fashion, and drooling all over their face.
After a romantic candle lit dinner for two:
Matty J: Here, Deano, I've not had desert, how about a bit of Sally's Delight?
Deano: You know what mate, I was thinking thinking exactly the same thing.
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