Sally's Ginger

As close to an oxymoron as you can get. An abomination with possible apocalyptic ramifications at worst. At best(rare, 1 pair in 220,000,000,000 people) everybody wonders why they're always smiling and can't take their eyes off each other. They are inseparable and unbreakable. They usually stick close to home because they aren't fans of humanity, they're fans of each other. They can often be seen in front of their home having basketball therapy, which usually ends with Sally's Ginger running away and crying. They also enjoy laying on a blanket in the back yard and watching the moon cross the sky or discussing new ways to eat cheesecake... "If the moon were made of cheesecake, would you spit on it?"

Jane- "Did you see that crazy redhead down by the courthouse. That's the third time this week he's been down there panhandling."
Dick- "That red head was Sally's Ginger. Sally must be in some kind of fix... Sounds like he's trying to raise money for bail or fines if he's out this way..."