Salmon Thighs

When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.

*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*

*gives salmon thighs*

Other person “wtf are you doing?”

You: “giving salmon thighs”

Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”

You: no that’s thunder thighs!