The ultimate food that can be fabricated in the game "Minecraft" that kills anything that eats it
Guy 1: "Have you heard of the Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake?"
Guy 2: "The salmutto- what?"
a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".
detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.
guy: oh no! how did he die?!
detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake
guy:...heh?