Salped

To slobber or spit on someone

Person 1: the dog just salped on me
Person 2: damn

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Salp

The act of forcefully throwing salt into one's eyes.

For each thing I do wrong, my mentor salps me.

SALP

A beautiful and kind god. SALP has a wife named SALPSWIFE and a friend named SALPSFRIEND and that is all who knows about the tale of SALP

“What a beautiful god!”
“That’s gotta be SALP!”
“Why are my pants down all the sudden…”

salp

means slap but when its typed badly when someones drunk

like when dan was drunk and i was being a bitch he asked if i wanted a salp

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SALPS

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

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Salp

to steal through superior wit/style/intelligence/aspects

I salped him of his honor

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Salp

For those foods you can't decide are salad like (something dry covered by sauce) or soup like (food submerged in liquid)
so you just use a combination a soup-salad

P1: hey what did you have for dinner last night
P2: Oh i had some Salp it was delicious
P1: What kind of salp
P2: cereal