saltatoes

Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.

Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.

These are fuckin saltatoes.”