Salty Biscuit

a group of lads wanking over a biscuit, last one to come has to eat the biscuit.

"i need a wank"
"letds play salty biscuit"
"okay :)"

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Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.

Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?

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