When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.
Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"
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When your getting a little butthurt, usually over nothing
Kirk, why are you always such a salty walrus? It was a joke! -Maddie
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1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.
Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus
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Can I tongue punch your salty walrus? (Said Nick to Ben)
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