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When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.
I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.
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gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes
I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night
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When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth
Can I have a salty surprise
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When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.
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PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth
S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"
PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"
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PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"
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When you bite into a tortilla chip and get a really salty pocket.
Wow my tongue wasn't ready for that salty surprise.
I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.
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When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.