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Big kid with a huge cock. Usually from about 10-13 inches and is very good when it comes to sex. He usually knows just how to help you out with any problem and is very intelligent. He is usually the person to pick you up when you are down and then most likely help you through your problems.
Woah , Salvatore ust fucked the shit out of me!
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A powerful and handsom Italian man most likely from South Philadelphia with a huge Penis that his girlfriend nick named Goliath. Salvatore is very gifted in the art of music, and has plenty of hot women chasing after him all of the time.
Salvatore from Philly
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Sal is a person that is extremely quirky and just different from everyone else in the entire world. He is built different he is not white he is Italian. He is a kid that sits in the back of the classroom because he's just so cool and different from everyone else. Nobody understands him. Everybody wishes they were like Sal but nobody can be as hot beautiful and amazing at him. He's a Tiktok icon, can throw it back, and dance to hot girl meg. Everyone wishes their ass was as PHAT as sals.
Person 1: Omg did u see Salvatore today, his booty jiggled.
Person 2: Omg yes I wish I was him.
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He was in bed with your mom yesterday.
I found Salvatore in my girlfriend's bed yesterday.
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That chick is such a Salvatore. She has more O's in her bank account than a box of Cherrios!
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A cocky, big headed Itallian, who believes he is god's gift to woman. Salvatore believes he is a able to pull any woman, even though he has minimal confidence. He also mentions he is the most good looking person however he is only average. Salvatore is one of the nicest guys you will talk to, however his big headed personality may get annoying. He also refers to his penis as "the python" however it only reaches 4 inches when erect.
"Salvatore is a great guy however, god is he annoying"
"Yeah and his penis is tiny!"
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Salvatore.
Did I scare you with this word? What came to mind when you heard it? Perhaps a certain average built teenage white boy with brown hair who wears the same jacket, solid shirt, jeans combination every day comes to mind? Let’s dive into this vision.
Salvatore plagues society as a whole, and his utter shenanigans need to be halted. To start off strong, he’s what we call a male manipulator. According to the Urban Dictionary, a male manipulator can be defined by his whiteness and music taste. Salvatore listens to Radiohead and Weezer. This is a huge problem. He turns up the volume on his spotify playlist and thinks it’s hilarious to everyone around him when they can all hear this garbage music. He does this on purpose of course.
Another reason why Sal needs to be dealt with is his delusions and lies that he forces upon others. Salvatores thinks they are just like Batman. Batman is a dark and edgy superhero who broods over his angsty thoughts, and while Sal may do this on occasion, he is a goofball for the most part. The real problem however, lies in the lies. Sal claims ridiculous tall tales that nobody actually believes Any simpleton could see past Sal’s made up stories
To conclude Salvatore is not only a mere criminal, but a genuine problem to society, and though many forces can try, none have been able to stop him.
Salvatore is a menace to society that has to be stopped.
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