Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear, that motherfucker has Salyers Syndrome. How can you be that retarded?

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear this motherfucker Jackson has Salyers Syndrome.