Random
Source Code
Random
Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵
Yo is that Sam Pilkington
Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this