samik hazra

He is perfection. He is above God, beautiful and irresistible.

He is omnipotent and immortal, was present at the beginning of everything and will be there to see it all end.

He has a son with Obama, but put him (the son not Obama) up for adoption.
His favourite colour is pink, and he is good at everything.

In actuality, the entire world is in his hands, but he needs to keep a low profile just to keep his immortality and pure sexiness from distracting every living organism.

Yo that's Samik Hazra right there, look at him pretending to be a regular human