A chelsey hass.... one who is defined as a person who spits when they talk, or just tries way to hard to be cool, and has a swagger of a nerd.
A girl named Chelsey Hass. sammy sprinkler
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When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, sheโs blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah Iโm in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!