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"the city of good living" as its called. located about 30 miles south of san francisco, CA. Its a small town full of old people, and rich teenagers who like to act ghetto because theyre so far from the hood they know they wont get shot. 650 SC NIGGA
Dude lets go to san carlos, and do nothing.
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the city of ❌good living ✅white people
you live in san carlos?
cracker.
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San Carlos, Bay Area, California, 94070, +1 (650)
The absolute shittiest city in the bay area. 97% of kids have 3 pairs of air pods and the lowest income is well over 100k. If you have an IPhone that is older than 2 years, get used to people not talking to you because, "We don't speak poor." Get used to both white and black kids saying ni**a and fuck all the time.
Guy 1: Damn have you been to San Carlos?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw some white kid named Tony jakkin' off in the middle of the street
Guy 1: DAMN!
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Possibly one of the most rich and boring towns in California. Not much happens. It has a pretty cool downtown including
subway, 2 Starbucks, and a store called nothing bunt cakes which has the best cakes ever. Its also home to Emma Chamberlain, berry bonds, and Pablo Sandoval (not so sure if Pablo Sandoval actually grew up in San Carlos.
Most of the kids in San Carlos are either too addicted to Pokemon go or clash of clans to do sports.
Breaking news: in San Carlos a kid caught a charzard!
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The best place in San Diego, obviously San Carlos can out do allied gardens, and del cerro put together, the biggest best and realest people come out of SC, ag= always gay, dc= dumb cunts
Now if all of San Carlos could get together and make a San Carlos Alliance we'd be straight but everyone has to prove that they run the streets out there.
DC Kid= "Man I've heard about SC they always come around our turf and run us out."
AG Kid= " Don't feel bad DC, San Carlos hates us the most, we'll never be able to overrun SC."
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A neighborhood linking Fort Myers, Florida to Estero, Florida. San Carlos Park literally consists hundreds of back-roads and confusing streets only manageable by a local San Carlos resident. This neighborhood mainly houses white trash, illegal workers, wanna be gangsters, and druggies. Houses usually display furniture, tacky decorations, or broken down cars on their front lawns. Main roads include San Carlos Parkway, Three Oaks Parkway, Oriole, Lee, Constitution blvd, Miami, and Sanibel. Main attractions include the Karl Drews Pool, Three Oaks Park, 24 hour McDonalds, Grenada Tree Swing, the abortion billboard, Treasure Chest head shop, and the ever-mysterious hidden house with a Heath Bar mailbox. Most San Carlos-born children feel pride with where they came from and share bonds with other SCP-born. Many locals like to keep to themselves but are simply harmless.
Growing up in San Carlos Park messed me up but made me awesome!
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